Saturday, October 4, 2008

The perfect selection


He was Miami's coach for only two seasons, but he truly defined himself in that time.

He proved he's only in it for one thing: himself. He made grown men cry, he manipulated the media, and he lied outright to his fans.

He's no gentleman, and rather defines "wanker"...and for that, we honor you as our first inductee into the Wanker Hall of Shame.

In his acceptance speech, all he said was "I'm not going to Alabama, and putting a phallas on my head."